A Lesson in Artistic Appreciation, or How Hum 110 Taught Me to Mock the Greeks

Culturally and historically significant, what? I see only Greece's Next Top Model.

This is what you got for reading in Sparta.

But it's okay, because even the Greeks dig Diana Ross. Young man, stop, I daresay, in the name of love!

The Louvre, also known as the best hair salon in Paris. [Seriously, I have no idea what this sculpture was supposed to be. A frying pan? An unwieldy butterfly net? I guess this is what art history is all about.]








You put your left foot in, you put your right foot in... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.

Hey there, Facebook profile picture.

And now, the greatest love story ever told... by text message.

wtf your sisters ruin everything. i'm gonna go shoot some mortals through a haze of tears gtg k bai

A thousand grains of rice later:

ilu, even though my mom hates your guts

And then Cupid made it up to Psyche with some gelato, and they lived happily ever after.

(Mom and I had some, too. That flavor you see there, it is called "l'inimitable!" and it is Nutella-flavored gelato. What you are thinking, it is correct. Also, this was the best gelato place ever, because no matter whether you got the teensiest size ever, you could have as many flavors as you wanted. And they were put together to look like a rose. Yum.)